Machete – Tool of La Jungla

17 Nov

Herramientas or tools is a mouthful for most English-speakers, but a necessary word to master for living in Mexico. In order to manage our lawns in the US we have mowers – riding, push, electric, gasoline, and human powered. Then there are edgers, hedge trimmers, clippers, rakes, blowers and you can probably think of more. In Mexico there is the all-purpose machete. Our half acre of property was cleared in half a day by two men wielding blades. There is historical kinship to the sword. Revolutions have been fought and roads built by armies swinging a machete.

This week I purchased my very own machete. I figured that it would come in handy working on our property. With the upper body strength of a flea, I bought the smallest and most light-weight machete I could find. I then turned to that trusty educational source YouTube. I learned more than I could have imagined about the usefulness of this handy survival, self-defense, multi-tool. I’m off today to get it sharpened and then will attempt to not cut off any limbs, mine or anyone else’s. Wish me luck.

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11 Responses to “Machete – Tool of La Jungla”

  1. Kathe's avatar
    Kathe November 17, 2013 at 11:19 am #

    You go girl! Carefully!

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      afish25 November 18, 2013 at 6:25 am #

      I won’t be clearing any lots soon, but I can build shoulder strength. I mostly want to trim by the dock and keep the agave from taking over.

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  2. brucekelley's avatar
    brucekelley November 17, 2013 at 11:43 am #

    We are constantly impressed with the average Mexicano’s ability to wield an edge, from your machete workers to the women at mercados doing things with a butcher’s knife that would cost me fingers.
    Keep up the good work, Alex!

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      afish25 November 18, 2013 at 6:26 am #

      I want to get a good edge on it and then learn how to sharpen it myself. I’m sure the trick is to keep it really sharp. yikes.

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  3. Lisa Thompson's avatar
    Lisa Thompson November 17, 2013 at 11:55 am #

    A couple of weeks ago, Alex asked me if I wanted to take a first aid class. My first response was why would I want to do that. NOW I know. I wonder if they teach stitches?

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      afish25 November 18, 2013 at 6:28 am #

      Thanks for your vote of confidence Honey. We won’t have a contest of who’s had the most stitches. ;@)

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    An November 17, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

    Nice piece. I love going to your Facebook page to see the sunrise of the day. We are all envious. -alicia

    Sent from my iPad

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      afish25 November 18, 2013 at 6:29 am #

      Greetings to all my friends from the Department of State Health Services. I think of you often.

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  5. Lori Weber's avatar
    Lori Weber November 19, 2013 at 8:00 pm #

    Hey Alex, Ive been reading and thinking about you all. And machetes are the jungle tool! Way back when I was n peace corps in Congo, that was the essential tool . Not of choice but of reality.

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      afish25 November 20, 2013 at 6:28 am #

      Hey Lori, Glad to know you’re a follower. Thanks for commenting. We are having so much fun. Hope you and Mike will come for a visit sometime. Hugs round to Cardea. xxx Alex

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  6. Renee—RambleCrunch's avatar
    Renee D'Antoni December 1, 2013 at 9:08 pm #

    I love that you’re learning to use your new machete via YouTube.

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