At the post vacation bus heist in April, Lisa and I got our US driver’s licenses stolen. I told the humorous tale of acquiring my shiny new Mexican license in the May 5 blog. https://theadventuresofdostortas.com/?s=Mexican+driver’s&submit=Search
This week we went to Bacalar to repeat the process for Lisa, only to find a sign posted on the door of the license office. Whenever we assume that we’ve got something, anything figured out in Mexico, we receive the expat slap upside the head. This was no exception.
Dang, now we had to drive to Chetumal, an hour away, for her to acquire said license. It’s been a stormy few days with flooding in low parts of Chetumal. We took advantage of a lull in the tropical storm to venture out. Prayers were said.
We went to two different government offices before being directed to the right location. With our list of required documents in hand we went to breakfast. After all this was going to be an all day adventure! Girls need pancakes!
The documents were the same as what had been required of me in Bacalar. However Lisa had to watch a video and take a written test IN SPANISH with no assistance from me.
Her language skills are not great, but with the help of Goggle Translate she managed to get through the video and written test. The only problem was, she failed the test, oops. Back to watch the video again.
Lisa has such a way of charming people. After the second go round the official didn’t even look at her test. With a wink and a hand shake, she passed and we were on to the driving test.
When you’ve been driving for over forty years, it’s hard to have beginners mind. Also we had my car which Lisa had only driven twice before.
Needless to say, she did not pass the driving test either! Truth be told, it was designed to trip her up. I couldn’t have done any better. This time the official wagged a finger at her before signing the form and sending us on our way back across town to pay the fee and print the license.
We were extremely grateful that the weather held, everyone was so nice and the mission was accomplished. We love Mexico but it is always a head scratch and a test of patience.
DOS TORTAS
the adventures of dos tortas 
Will be laughing all day ! 😊
Lorrie Jones
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I laughed all the way through.
And I loved the menu—all in Spanish except for the word blueberries.
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We laughed too although Lisa was a bit aghast that she flunked everything. Didn’t seem to matter much. 🤪🥹🥸
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The story is SO Mexico!
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Ain’t it though. Some things can’t be explained to foreigners 😂
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Made me laugh. Failure is the new success! In Turkey, the driving test is little more than getting in a car, starting the engine, driving in a straight line for about 100 yards, stopping, getting out and taking a bow.
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Absolutely! We are totally successful at failing.
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OK, this is hilarious!! Me rindo, me rindo!
Lois
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Amen.
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